she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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