I hate all girls vehemently.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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