so explain again why im purple
no
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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