playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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