Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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