If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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