Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Randomize
