oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
My penis needs a shock collar
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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