I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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