redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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