About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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