dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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