i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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