Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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