if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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