Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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