if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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