Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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