Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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