No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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