is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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