I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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