I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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