The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
it was like eating out sand paper
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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