Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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