i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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