MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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