I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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