Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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