And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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