I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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