The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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