I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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