All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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