the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
It's official drugs can't kill me
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Sext me about skeletons
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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