Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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