Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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