I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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