Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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