"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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