I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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