i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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