toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
