You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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