Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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