I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Shame - the story of my life.
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