normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
