Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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