The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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