My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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