I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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