just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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