He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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