If i come over, it means nothing
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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