we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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