just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Sorry about my life...
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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