The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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