He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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