i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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